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Sooooo... I'm suddenly in a blogging mood, or maybe I'm trying to avoid that pile of laundry I've barely made a dent in even after several loads yesterday, not to mention sorting and putting up the clean shit! I'll be really glad when whatever bug these boys caught goes the fuck away, cause I'm sick of cleaning up puke. It's sad, but I'd still rather clean the puke than ever deal with them bleeding...
Anyways, back to me being in a blog mood... Well, I've had this idea for a blog for some time, but who the hell wants to hear about my sex life? Or me talking about sex? You! Whoever you are, if you continue to read this it's obvious you do!
Who doesn't like sex? If you say you don't, then perhaps you aren't doing it right... I for one think sex is AWESOME!! Always have, always will. Especially since I met hubby... I swear, no joke, after over 6yrs together it still continues to get better and better and more and more mind blowing! Hell, before him 'multiple orgasms' were like unicorns. In that case it's safe to say... Unicorns do exist! They are spectacular and magical!
Honestly, what gets me is how some couples barely do it. What the fuck? Forget that, "oh I have a headache", shit! Sex cures headaches! And stress! It's a great energy boost! And most importantly, it bonds you and your partner like nothing else, when done right that is... There are very few tangible excuses as to why NOT to have sex, and zillons of reasons why you should. Now, if you're really ill (I mean REALLY ILL), or for real injured, or really preggers... those are acceptable reasons to pass on sex. Otherwise, why aren't we all humping like rabbits? And I'm talking about couples here people, people already sexually active, that sorta thing. I can't stand to hear statistics where people have been together such and such years and now they maybe have sex twice a month.... And they wonder where the spark went???
Now before you start complaining, "we're too busy... we're tired... blah blah blah", let me tell you... Hubs and I both work, hubs is still in school, we have four wonderful yet exhausting kids, and we manage to have amazing sex all the time. We dang near have sex daily. Yes daily! It's very very very rare for us to go one day without screwing, and when we do we have to make up for it later. More often than not we do it two or more times a day. What can I say? He's THAT good in bed! So, if we can 'do it', so can you!
I think I may in fact be addicted to his cock... Seriously addicted! And I'm okay with that. Hey, at least it's his cock and not just any 'ol cock I want. He is, without a doubt, the best lover I've ever had.
I'm no expert, but I think when people neglect their sex lives, they are potentially sabotaging their relationship. Even you single folks, get a trustworthy FWB. Regular sex is good for mind, body, and soul. It's like Red Bull, it gives you wings! You get this euphoric feeling, like a drug. It's a legal drug! You can't overdose on it (unless you have some heart condition I suppose), it's free (unless you just wanna pay, but really have you seen an actual prostitute? YUCK!), and there's only positive side effects. It's an excellent work out! You burn tons of calories having sex, if you get into it... which you should, it's soooo much better when you do.
*Before I go any further here, let me say this... Safe sex is best! Get tested, have your partner get tested, use protection, don't have 'oops babies'. Nuff said!
Anyways, where was I? Oh yea, sex! Well, if you're still reading this then now's the portion of this blog where I focus on my sex. Me, I'd rather have sex than shop, or eat, or sleep... No joke! And hubs has complete permission to do me anytime, anyway. Yep, you heard that right! I could be passed out, and if he's feeling frisky he can have his way with me. Hell, he can tie me up and force me if he wants, I'm into that sorta thing.
Don't get me wrong, our marriage isn't solely based on sex. We are connected on a much deeper level than that, but that friends isn't what this particular blog is all about, now is it? We both happen to enjoy sex sooooo much. We love getting each other off. Anyway, anywhere, anytime... It's like my cunt is literally starving for his dick, so he feeds her often. Hence the title of today's blog "Feeding Mike Hunt". If you haven't caught it yet, keep repeating it aloud to yourself....
My only complaint.... I'd like more damn quickies!! 7 times our of 10 hubs lasts forever. I mean fffooooooorrreeeeeeevvvvvveeeeeerrrrrrr...... The other three times he last at least 30mins or more. Like it's way rare for the man to pull a 10min screw. So, needless to say we can't just go, "oh lets do a quickie before we go". Nope, only got 20mins to spare, that'll only leave us both wanting... BOO! I'd really love to be able to suck him off more often. It's nearly impossible, and not for lack of trying. I'm sorry but after 45mins my jaw gets tired... I'm working on that. And I don't mind a lil anal, but again he just keeps going and going. He's the damn energizer bunny of sex! That shits ok for a while, but after so long it hurts! Ouch!
You'd think after one session with him my cunt would be so stuffed and satisfied she couldn't take anymore for days. Nope... She's a hungry fucker! Just like an addict, I never get my fill of my cock drug. And all this sex talk has made me really anxious for hubs to get home! Ugh.... Time ticks by like a slow bitch when you're horny and craving the pleasures only one person can bring...
I think I should stop now... Cause I'm just rambling at this point. I'll be happy if this blog has made even one person want to tear off the clothes of their significant other and fuck their brains out.... then my job is done. But if you got to this point and are like, "but I don't have the desire anymore", well it's bout time to bring sexy back. Ladies: shave, wear something naughty, take pics, send pics to your man/women, sext often, read some sex stories to get in the mood... that's a few suggestions. Men: well romance her, duh! Send flowers, play sexy music, dance with her, massage her, women really like being caressed slowly all over... Well, hope that helps! Now go forth and fornicate!
OXOX
Oct 11, 2011
Oct 6, 2011
The EX Factor
It should come as no surprise I utterly dislike my ex... Always have, even when we were together. But he's managed to make my distaste for him stronger over the years. See, I have a huge freakin problem with lying... Like what the fuck is the point? Do you not think your lies will someday catch up to you, because if so you are sorely mistaken my friend! I'm not talking little white lies here... No my wonderful ex can tell some massive whoppers!
Ok, so Monday I got the joy of going to court with this looser. We were going to modify child support, which is handled through the AG office. The dumb ass wants it lowered, that I have no issue with, but he thought not paying for all this time wasn't going to come up... That's where he'd be wrong! They brought up probation and suddenly the man became a retard! "I don't understand... " That was his slogan for the day. The lady handling our case was increasingly more and more irate with him, as was I. In the end all we accomplished is yet another court date, where he will have his lawyer present. Now the AG office said he could have a court appointed lawyer, but this guy who claims to be broke instead went out and spent thousands on a lawyer.
I'm no idiot, I've been keeping documentation and records of anything and everything. Yes, maybe I'm a stalker, but I knew this day would come (it has before). He's now planning to take me to court to try and get custody of our son. Keep in mind he doesn't work and claims to be broke, but he has the money to spend on a lawyer and care for a child???? Does he truly believe the judge will buy into his crap? I know exactly what he's thinking, he's like a damn open book. According to our paperwork we're supposed to meet at a specific location for drop off and pick up. Well, we haven't met there in years... seriously years! But after Monday he's suddenly decided we have to meet there again... Yea I don't think so! That meeting spot was picked years ago, and was chosen because it was a neutral spot midway between the two of us. But now it's a 5min drive for him and a 50min drive for us. Oh, and even though he hasn't gotten his son on Wednesdays in years also, he all of a sudden wants to start that again.... And again that's a 50min drive for us. He actually expects us to drive 50mins so he can spend 2hrs with his son, then we have to drive 50mins back home. He's obviously just doing this to be an ass. He doesn't want to pay child support at all (and he hasn't been), and I wouldn't agree to lower it as much as he wants (because he was lying through his teeth in court), and I'm guessing by getting custody he thinks it'll get him out of probation? Really? And like I said before, is he that dense he doesn't think the judge will see through him?
Well, I'm ok with the fact he's taking me to court. I'm actually glad. It's about time we had some shit changed and in writing.... Since his verbal word isn't good. He can hold me in contempt for not bowing down to him and not changing what we've verbally agreed upon. Hope he likes being held in contempt in return! I know I'll enjoy doing so! Years of not following the court order, and he thinks he's going to get custody? Why on earth would the judge give custody to a man who has been in and out of relationships, can't hold a job, currently unemployed, and claims to have a brain injury? Especially when said child is and has been in the care of his mother and stepfather for years, in a stable home environment, living with his siblings, is in a great school district, and has lived in this specific home (which we bought, so we have no plans to move) and town for over 2yrs.... Hmm, not like I'm beating the kid, in fact I'm a good mother. It baffles me that he's so delusional to think they'd take a kid out of a stable home to live with a self proclaimed party animal and rocker. But then again he is a liar, good thing I've got the proof.
I really can't wait to see the look on his face when I reveal all the evidence I have against him! Let him waste thousands and thousands on a lawyer while continuing to not pay child support! I'm not some passive woman he can scare or walk all over, and he'll soon realize that fact. I'm sick and tired of his macho attitude, thinking he can do as he pleases with no repercussions. Yet the second I don't do as he wishes I'm a horrible mother and he's taking me to court. You sir are a tool and the judge will see that. Hell, the lady we spoke with Monday called me (alone, without him) back in the office to ask "Is he for real?"... See, actual adult mature people can see through the bs you spew! You won't get out of probation, or paying back child support, or paying child support altogether, and you most certainly will not get custody you midget douche bag!
That people is the current ex factor I'm dealing with. Had to vent! It won't cure him of his stupidity, but fingers crossed our day in court will bring him somewhat back down to reality. Most likely we'll be back in court yet again in a couple more years... Oh joy! Well, I'm no "debby downer", so I'll end on a positive note... Though he may be a complete moron, he spends time with and loves his son dearly. Just hope one day he'll stop viewing me as the enemy. I'm the kids mom, I only do what's best for all my children. We had a kid together, now you have your life and I have mine, can we try for his sake to get along even a smidgen?
Ok, so Monday I got the joy of going to court with this looser. We were going to modify child support, which is handled through the AG office. The dumb ass wants it lowered, that I have no issue with, but he thought not paying for all this time wasn't going to come up... That's where he'd be wrong! They brought up probation and suddenly the man became a retard! "I don't understand... " That was his slogan for the day. The lady handling our case was increasingly more and more irate with him, as was I. In the end all we accomplished is yet another court date, where he will have his lawyer present. Now the AG office said he could have a court appointed lawyer, but this guy who claims to be broke instead went out and spent thousands on a lawyer.
I'm no idiot, I've been keeping documentation and records of anything and everything. Yes, maybe I'm a stalker, but I knew this day would come (it has before). He's now planning to take me to court to try and get custody of our son. Keep in mind he doesn't work and claims to be broke, but he has the money to spend on a lawyer and care for a child???? Does he truly believe the judge will buy into his crap? I know exactly what he's thinking, he's like a damn open book. According to our paperwork we're supposed to meet at a specific location for drop off and pick up. Well, we haven't met there in years... seriously years! But after Monday he's suddenly decided we have to meet there again... Yea I don't think so! That meeting spot was picked years ago, and was chosen because it was a neutral spot midway between the two of us. But now it's a 5min drive for him and a 50min drive for us. Oh, and even though he hasn't gotten his son on Wednesdays in years also, he all of a sudden wants to start that again.... And again that's a 50min drive for us. He actually expects us to drive 50mins so he can spend 2hrs with his son, then we have to drive 50mins back home. He's obviously just doing this to be an ass. He doesn't want to pay child support at all (and he hasn't been), and I wouldn't agree to lower it as much as he wants (because he was lying through his teeth in court), and I'm guessing by getting custody he thinks it'll get him out of probation? Really? And like I said before, is he that dense he doesn't think the judge will see through him?
Well, I'm ok with the fact he's taking me to court. I'm actually glad. It's about time we had some shit changed and in writing.... Since his verbal word isn't good. He can hold me in contempt for not bowing down to him and not changing what we've verbally agreed upon. Hope he likes being held in contempt in return! I know I'll enjoy doing so! Years of not following the court order, and he thinks he's going to get custody? Why on earth would the judge give custody to a man who has been in and out of relationships, can't hold a job, currently unemployed, and claims to have a brain injury? Especially when said child is and has been in the care of his mother and stepfather for years, in a stable home environment, living with his siblings, is in a great school district, and has lived in this specific home (which we bought, so we have no plans to move) and town for over 2yrs.... Hmm, not like I'm beating the kid, in fact I'm a good mother. It baffles me that he's so delusional to think they'd take a kid out of a stable home to live with a self proclaimed party animal and rocker. But then again he is a liar, good thing I've got the proof.
I really can't wait to see the look on his face when I reveal all the evidence I have against him! Let him waste thousands and thousands on a lawyer while continuing to not pay child support! I'm not some passive woman he can scare or walk all over, and he'll soon realize that fact. I'm sick and tired of his macho attitude, thinking he can do as he pleases with no repercussions. Yet the second I don't do as he wishes I'm a horrible mother and he's taking me to court. You sir are a tool and the judge will see that. Hell, the lady we spoke with Monday called me (alone, without him) back in the office to ask "Is he for real?"... See, actual adult mature people can see through the bs you spew! You won't get out of probation, or paying back child support, or paying child support altogether, and you most certainly will not get custody you midget douche bag!
That people is the current ex factor I'm dealing with. Had to vent! It won't cure him of his stupidity, but fingers crossed our day in court will bring him somewhat back down to reality. Most likely we'll be back in court yet again in a couple more years... Oh joy! Well, I'm no "debby downer", so I'll end on a positive note... Though he may be a complete moron, he spends time with and loves his son dearly. Just hope one day he'll stop viewing me as the enemy. I'm the kids mom, I only do what's best for all my children. We had a kid together, now you have your life and I have mine, can we try for his sake to get along even a smidgen?
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